Start by slicing an uncooked hot dog in half, but only halfway up the length.
Turn it and slice it again, you should now have four legs!
Take each leg individually and slice that one in half. Do the same
with the other three.
Next, throw em in a pot of boiling water, I usually boil them for about 10 minutes.
The hot water makes the legs curl up slightly. And there you have it! A hot dog octopus in a sea of Mac n' Cheese!